Bags with a chain.
Because: Too grandmother. Somehow people seem to find this 1980’s chanel style acceptable in tacky “bought it down the market” bags.
When is it okay: Over the age of 65 or when you are going on holiday and are afraid someone will cut your bad strap and steal it...
Leopard print.
Beacuse: It’s tacky. I don’t care if your bag is D&G, you are being judged. Unfortunatly leopard print seems to be makeing a catwalk comeback. Lets hope this is a trend that doesn’t trickle down to the highstreet.
When is it okay: If you are a leopard.
Chiffon.
Because: It may be great for disguising bingo arms, love handles and a flabby stomach but it will never give you shape. Embrace you shape. Wear latex!